Gut Archetype
Quiz
Discover your unique gut personality — Sluggish, Inflamed, or Stressed — and receive a fully personalised 60-day healing protocol with a targeted GutSlim product stack.
Free · No account needed · Results emailed instantly
20
Questions
~4 minutes
Time
3 types
Archetypes
60 days
Protocol included
Which Gut Type Are You?
Each gut archetype has a distinct symptom pattern, root cause, and optimal healing protocol. The quiz identifies yours precisely.
Sluggish Gut
The Slow Processor
Protocol Focus
Metabolic and probiotic reset focusing on gut motility, AMPK activation, and energy restoration.
Inflamed Gut
The Reactive System
Protocol Focus
Anti-inflammatory gut repair targeting leaky gut, microbiome rebalancing, and systemic inflammation reduction.
Stressed Gut
The Gut-Brain Disconnect
Protocol Focus
Gut-brain axis restoration through stress-responsive probiotics, adaptogenic support, and nervous system regulation.
Stop Treating Symptoms. Fix the Root Cause.
Bloating, low energy, skin issues, emotional eating, slow metabolism — these aren't separate problems. They're expressions of the same underlying gut imbalance pattern. The Gut Archetype Quiz identifies which pattern is yours.
Your gut is unique
No two microbiomes are identical. Generic wellness advice ignores the profound differences between gut types. The quiz reveals yours.
Root cause diagnosis
Instead of treating symptoms (bloating, cravings, low energy), the archetype system identifies the underlying gut pattern driving all of them.
Personalised 60-day protocol
You receive a full 60-day transformation plan — specific to your archetype — including products, movement, mindset, and nutrition guidance.
AI-powered result delivery
Your result is immediately emailed to you with your full protocol, product stack, and a 4-week retake reminder to track your transformation.
What You Get Instantly
Your gut archetype name & description
A clear, detailed explanation of your gut type — why it manifests the way it does and what biological factors are driving it.
Personalised 60-day healing protocol
A structured, day-by-day protocol including product timing, dietary guidance, movement recommendations, and mindset tools.
Targeted GutSlim product stack
The specific combination of GutSlim products most effective for your archetype — no wasted spend on products that don't match your biology.
Email delivery of your full results
Your complete archetype report, protocol, and 4-week retake reminder delivered directly to your inbox.
The Gut Archetype Science
The three archetypes are derived from decades of gut microbiome research, clinical gastroenterology patterns, and functional medicine frameworks. They represent the three most common root-cause patterns of gut dysfunction in modern populations.
Sluggish Gut — Metabolic Dysbiosis
Dominated by bacteria that slow intestinal transit, reduce thermogenesis, and impair thyroid and AMPK signalling. Often associated with hypothyroidism and insulin resistance.
Inflamed Gut — Dysbiosis + Permeability
Leaky gut allows LPS (endotoxins) into the bloodstream, triggering systemic inflammation. Linked to autoimmune conditions, skin disorders, and chronic pain.
Stressed Gut — Gut-Brain Axis Disruption
The vagus nerve and ENS (enteric nervous system) are hypersensitive to stress hormones. Cortisol directly alters microbiome composition and gut motility patterns.
The Power of Knowing Your Type
People who understand their gut archetype are dramatically more likely to stick with their wellness protocol — because everything finally makes sense. Your cravings, your energy patterns, your digestive quirks — they all connect.
What People Discovered About Their Gut
"I'm 'Inflamed Gut' and it was like reading my own diary. Every symptom listed was mine. The protocol has completely transformed my skin and energy in 6 weeks."
Thandiwe R.
"Stressed Gut — accurate to a fault. My IBS has been tied to stress my whole life and now I understand why. The probiotic stack has been a game changer."
Johannes K.
"Sluggish Gut. Everything clicked. Now I know WHY I've been struggling for years and WHAT to actually do about it. Best free health tool I've used."
Nomvula P.